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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Oh no I didn't

    The sheep were required to provide the wool for the jumper to clothe the longest arms ever seen on a goalkeeper which enabled them to divert the trajectory of a football flying with considerable velocity in the direction of the top corner of a goal thereby avoiding the inevitable loss of 2 points.

    Now if that's not a connection I don't know what is.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    But you forget

    a normal persons arm span is the same as their height, therefore Heinz's arm cannot be 8ft long as they would be seriously dragging along the floor and probably too heavy to lift to pull off any miraculous saves or even to do his job of being a goalkeeper.


    Thought you were fragile today.

    BTW have you noticed I'm not just using one word answers!

    :D
     
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    Look here, them theer arms are 8 foot long

    And tell thi Dad to stop prompting thi!
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure I don't know what you mean (!)

    :pff :pff :pff :pff :pff :pff
     
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    Yep

    I don't know what you mean.

    Now as I was saying, that was the best save I have ever seen, but..... if his arms had been shorter he wouldn't have got to it.
     

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