My Girlfriend just asked me

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  1. mrx

    mrx Banned Idiot

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    bless - the joke is on you xx
     
  2. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    You're up early Glynnis; do the car parks fill up early down there or has the trolling become a full time job for you?
     
  3. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    like
     
  4. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    I fail to see how it is Glynnis.

    Only you as usual took offence to my post
     
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    Burgundy Red Well-Known Member

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    Well, only mrx replied to that effect so far . . .

    I wouldn't say I took offence to it as such but I did think it inappropriate for the likely audience. I'm well aware there's been worse posted on here before but that's not really any defence. Call it political correctness if you will.
     
  6. Marc

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    I didn't take offence. I've seen and heard much worse. I just thought it was inappropriate and kinda immature. And not at all funny
     
  7. SuperTyke

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    Well I liked it ESL. Interesting how many people on here thought it was **** and not funny considering it was the joke of the month out of tens of thousands of submissions a few years ago on sickipedia.

    It reminds me of this one


    The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
    "You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink.
    "Not really," I replied.
    "Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
    Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...

    As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.
     
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    In your dreams EL
     
  9. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    how is this ok, when a JLWBL mild nudity posts is not ok

    at least JLWBL posted quite tasteful nudes, no worse than you would see in the red banner news papers.
    Sorry board admin but you seem to have double standards.
     
  10. SuperTyke

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    Re: how is this ok, when a JLWBL mild nudity posts is not ok

    did eaststand lower include images of him and their lass? I must have missed that post as the only one I saw was one with a few words in it which showed no nudity at all.
     
  11. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    do you understand the word Obscene?

    no thowt not.
     
  12. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Re: do you understand the word Obscene?

    I do.

    Obscene: See Mrx's wage packet.

    I was just messing with you. I don't think there's anything wrong with ESL's joke or anything wrong with Biglil's pictures. I think that rules should be a bit clearer on here to be honest as different people seem to be able to say and do different things lately for some reason.
     
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    bit rich from someone whos hobbies are taking photos of either his ex wife or bluebells in his garden and sharing them
     

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