Sounds like Nicky Eaden with his feet. "His brain is 10 seconds in front of the rest of the team but his feet are 10 seconds behind" is how he was once described to me.
Good post that mate. Did mummy write it for you? PS - only joking by the way, but we couldn't have a whole thread without some sort of baiting.
Did you just get a burger or did you get fries with it. If I get fries at KFC I love dunking them in the gravy, I love KFC gravy. I also dunk chicken pieces in it, but not burgers, don't like the bread getting soggy.