My thoughts on Cureton.

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  1. Poet

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    Quatermass - very good point. nt
     
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    Pals at Norwich said....

    He's a classic confidence player. If he misses a sitter in the opening minutes his head goes down, and you might as well sub him off. If he starts well, he could go on and get a hat-trick. Obviously, his confidence will be a bit dented having spent most of this season on the bench.

    I'm optimistic and think he will be a great replacement for Hume. He's coming for 3 months which is long enough to feel part of the team. And he WANTS to come here - not like another Deon Burton. If Davey can build him up and motivate him, he could be just what we need!
     
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    Hey Poet!

    Sounds like Cureton is one of your classic Negroes.
     
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    Laughing

    The studies prove it.
     
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    Bet he can't swim either

    And has a huge ****.

    It's all in the studies.
     
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    Hey Rosco.

    Why don't you get a life mate? Seriously.
     
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    They can't half run fast though

    Those lads from Norwich.
     
  8. Rosco

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    Oh yeah

    Could you define that for me please.

    I mean, I've got a great job, lovely house, wife, daughter, good friends, I have plenty of interests that keep me occupied, I read and love music.

    Is there something I'm missing?
     
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    They've got webbed toes.

    Which, of course, catches the wind.
     
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    Yeah, pretty much.

    You come on a internet message board, with the sole intent of trying to make me look a fool.

    Kudos on the great home life, I'm happy for you...old man ;)
     
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    You gret big liar

    >You come on a internet message board, with the sole intent of trying to make me look a fool.

    I do nothing of the sort.

    I come on this board to have a laugh and find out about my beloved BFC.

    As an aside, I have decided to point out to people what a bigot and complete arse you are, it's a mere sideline.

    I don't need to make you look a fool, I simply step back, let you take centre stage and hey presto.

    Thanks for envying my life young boy :)))))))))
     
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    Stop it, my sides won't last the day

    You're in no position to pull anyone up.

    You come on here a lot of the time with the sole intent of completely winding <u>everybody</u> up, let alone one poster.
     
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    he lacks confidence when talking to girls hence his attitude upon a BBS.
     
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    Quality.

    You'll be on stage with Jimmy Carr next :)
     
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    Please, continue to do so.

    I bet your wife and daughter are so proud of daddy.

    Typical, dinner time conversation at the Rosco residence...

    "What did you at work daddy"?...

    "Oh, well, there's this bigot on an internet message board, right? They call him Poet; Poet, can you believe that? What a silly name. And, see, well, he winds me up and get's under my skin, so I go on the forum and try to get the better of him. I try my hardest to show people that I'm smart, and that I can out do him in threads, and that he's a complete arse, and well...

    "Daddy, are you serious?"

    "Yes...why?"

    "You pathetic, old man. I thought you were kinda cool. But your just, well, not. I'm going to ring a retirement home, right now".

    "Don't please! I can be cool, listen!"... "I'm slim shady yes I'm real shady can the real shady please stand up, please stand up...oh, no, I've wet myself again".
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: Please, continue to do so.

    You've thought about that a bit too much.
     
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    Thank you. See, when I try, I'm pretty darn good.

    In fact, I'm just awesome.
     
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    RE: Please, continue to do so.

    I reckon he's got a team of scriptwriters.

    Scene 1 at the Poet International Screen Writers Guild

    Poet: "So, good fellows, today on the BBS I propose to scam everyone by telling them that Barnsley have signed a Chinky International player, those Chinks are very inscrutable chaps and they love to eat Rice, so we shall call him Confuscious Rice Luv Err. What I need from you are some good opening gambits and then some witty put downs when the BBSers come back and call me a ****."
     
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    Pretty good that actually.

    It's so good, that I'm going to take it as a compliment.

    So, thanks.
     
  20. Gue

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    RE: Please, continue to do so.

    &quot;Failing that, blatant racism and a name of a footballer I can say we've signed&quot;
     

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