Nardi & our strikers in general

RE: "I'm not shaving the beard off until I score".

A night sifting through Livingstone's finest with me would soon sort his girly gait.

 

Rumplestiltskin.

His hareem of Hotel hooers probably didn't like the beard.
Either that - or it was leaving a rash on the back of Nicky Wroe's neck.

I call Nardiello "Turkish Delight".
He's full of East Stand promise ... but in the end leaves you feeling sick & unsatisfied.

After I win the Euro £66m lottery & buy BFC:

TFP: There you go Nardy - here's your new contract offer
Nads: But it's a blank piece of paper
TFP: Aye - and it's probably more than you're worth
Nads: But I'm the best finisher at the club
TFP: Finisher of what? Your dinner? You fat lazy lovely person
Nads: But I used to play for Man Utd
TFP: More like Man-Love Utd, now empty your locker & **** off to Burton Albion

That teld him.

Wroe, McCann, Reid P, Williams & Mattis would be in my diary for later that day.

 

Hurry up and win the euro millions then

Nicky Wroe would make a good mascot for the players to run onto the pitch with, or he could just walk very slowly with "Nads"

I wonder whatever happened to that poster someone made of him when he first joined on loan, "Nads - the Dogs ballax" or whatever it was. I bet they feel stupid now.

We got Nardiello he's a bit **** though.

 

He'd end up all butch ...

... but your good work would be undone when he cast an eye on those Italian tiles.

I've never seen Nardy have a pop at an opposition centre half.
Richards aint a genius by any stretch of the imagination ... but I'm sure most defenders know they've been in a game after 90 minutes.

Number of times Nardy has had a pop at his own players for not passing it to where he wanted it: 7,901,826.
Number of times Nardy has had a pop at the Ref / Linesman for not giving him a free kick 'cos someone went near him: 873,265.
Number of times Nardy has stood up to a centre half and not run away like a pathetic little girl: 0.

He's a spacky backed, balsa legged, moaning little pussy.

Apart from that - I think he's great.

 

RE: its the system not the player.

Is Shevchenko crap, no he's still class but he isnt suited to chelsea's style and niether is nardiello suited to ours.

He got nothing all night at cardiff, he couldnt have done much more. anything he did he created it himself.

And to answer another point, he rarely played with Mcphail. It swas Chopra and boulding/stallard that season. Nardiello never got a look in.

 

RE: He'd end up all butch ...

Chocolate on the settee and raspberry jam on the rug, Nardy hiding in the Italian Tiled bathroom cos the girls were a bit lairy.

 

Hartog dessert:

Chocolate settee with raspberry jam rug - all covered with lashing of dwarf cream.
Just made myself gip.

Nardiello is like Bryan Robson - without the "being hard" & "being able to play football" bits.
He'll score loads in the Brazillian Beach Bummers league.

 

RE: Hartog dessert:

Settee's up for sale if anyone wants it ?????

 

This site has a section for those type of things?

Is the chocoalte thrown in free?

Jay might be interested.

 

RE: This site has a section for those type of things?

I don't use this site for things like that.

 

Spot on!

Im not disputing the fact he is lazy, it just must be demoralising when you aren't getting the service you require.

 

Old, **** joke:

No.
I've heard all Trueman-a-likes use "e-bay gum" to sell their goods.

Harrogate Setdi neet.
Farmers birthday.
Holiday Inn.
Oh aye.

 

RE: Old, **** joke:

Bedding change essential.

 

I think during The Pact of Steel with Italy speech in 1939 Hitler promised to work his socks off until he conquered Europe and that he wouldn't shave the silly moustache off until he had.

 

So which was his one good game last season then?

Walsall (away)?
Huddersfield (away in Play Offs)?
Swansea (Play Off Final)?