nervous

Course not Audrey

and the last time class slapped you round the face wi a wet kipper was???

 

At around 5 I shall be on the river

enjoying some Pimms and canapes.
The sun will be shining, and the oiks far away from the river banks drinking 'lagers' watching a big screen

 

RE: At around 5 I shall be on the river

and at least 2 classy tarn birds will be watching it on TV in the garden with beautifully prepared home made nibbles and a chilled glass of something bubbly

 

RE: At around 5 I shall be on the river

What and sacrifice an after noon in a sweaty pub with a load of neanderthals who haven't mastered the use of a deoderent can ?? ARE YOU MAD !!!!!!!!

 

nope

i'm convinced about this one

and i usually get most things football related wrong.

 

Tarn Classy Birds

Does that go on record as the first time those three words have been used together ?

 

The one time two blondes

get no attention what so ever!

 

Yep

indeed

However, the occasional descent into kebab eating untouchables should be taken into consideration

 

RE: The one time two blondes

Sorry love, but they do !!! ahem .... 'go to 't bar and gerrus a pint..... ah luv you slobber... slobber... ah can't cos am watchin match..... av alus said ah lurvvee you oh  GET IN OWEN YESSSSS!! nar weers mi pint' !!!!!

 

Looking forward to it, hope T&T put up a good fight and the match is more interesting than Saturday

 

RE: The one time two blondes

Yeah well, these 2 particular blondes would be watching not queueing... we expect to be queued for!

 

Ithat's me

but only when you lead me astray....</p>



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RE: The one time two blondes

Quite right as well !!!! I mean you can't wash the pots watch TV and get the drinks as well !!!!!</p>

Sorry, I'm only kidding, but I couldn't resist it.</p>

Dave</p>

 

Scuse me for being grim

But I once had intimate relations with a lass after I'd scoffed a Kebab, heavy on the chilli sauce and remnants of which must have been on mi chops.

She spent an hour squatting in a bath of cold water. Bless

 

Hmmm...

had heard that was a Hartog special but happen I miss heard

 

Mr Ali

is the perfect spouse, no interest in or knowledge of the beautiful game therefore requires no extra maintainance during matches.

In fact quite the reverse

 

RE: Mr Ali

So he's a Wednesday fan then ?

 

RE: Hmmm...

Only with onions on.

 

Worse

Welsh but only watches rugby n cricket... took me years to explain cricket to him as well

 

RE: Worse

Enjoy the match and make sure he keeps your glass topped up !! I'll be in Birdwell club wrestling with the top of a deoderant can !!!