Using the RedfearnsRocket Scale I'd score Judi Dench as a 10, Kevin Keegan as a 5, and the board have decided they're going to coach the players themselves as a 1.
Animal, vegetable or mineral? In your opinion will it lead to the majority of fans being happy/ satisfied? ( At least until we have kicked a ball in anger again!)
Just gi' it to James Cryne. He can put his plans into action himself - straight from the spreadsheet to the pitch. Can't be anyone better placed to deliver the club's ethos.
George Spicer? Knows the club & a diet of olives could see us set to be performing in Europe in 5 years time, if only in Eurovision.
Mike Williamson 1/1 Grant McCann 8/1 Damien Duff 8/1 Dominik Thalhammer 8/1 Liam Rosenior 8/1 Richie Wellens 12/1 Paul Heckingbottom 12/1 Martin Devaney 16/1 Pete Wild 16/1 Not sure how Wellens or Thalhammer can still be there
He was at Gateshead before MK Dons, so his wage will be next to nothing. That's what the board looks at. If Duff had been at the club last week, the stumbling block had to be the money. He'll have wanted similar to what he got at Swansea, we said no, but we can offer you a free luncheon ticket and a voucher for a meat and tatie pie, he said swivel. Another factor was him having previous experience with this board and the way they operate, he'll have asked for certain conditions. Be that money to spend and/or guaranteeing that he wouldn't have his squad dismantled from under him as soon as another club offered to pay in £20 installments.