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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    You're not P. Coltrane are you?
     
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    RE: You're not P. Coltrane are you?

    What, the actual Dukes of Hazard type person? Yes, of course it is, remember, you owe me a fiver.

    I believe that he was a Roscoe.
     
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    Ooooh, not according to his official site

    If you've got speakers, this site is an absolute treat!

    http://www.jamesbest.com/
     
  4. Gue

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    RE: Well its a funny one that

    Mate of mine claims to have been properly squirted on. And considering the friskiness of the young lady in question I am inclined to believe him.
     
  5. Gue

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    Nicely put

    Favoured chat up line of yours ?

    "goodness me young lady, you strike me as being frightfully frisky"
     
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    RE: Well its a funny one that

    Seen it on these late night Channel 4 shows. Never in real life. I think we should throw this open to the female contributors of the site to see if any of them have experienced such gushing.
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: Nicely put

    Only when in Terry Thomas mode. Waxed moustache et al.
     
  8. Gue

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    Its talk like that gets you banned
     
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    RE: Well its a funny one that

    perhaps run a poll...</p>

    from slight hairy glistener - oozing welly top.</p>
     
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    RE: Well its a funny one that

    You're clutching at straws there Jay. I'm still waiting to find out about why they hide their arses in mens jeans.
     
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    RE: Ooooh, not according to his official site

    Good lord. That's wonderful. Hartog is Boss Hogg
     

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