Nicknames you have for people that sit near you at Oakwell

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  1. Cas

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    Sitdarn Fatty

    Premiership season
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    The fat postman who thought he knew abart football
    You know who you are fatty
     
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    Georgie Porgie nt
     
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    referees assessor

    i can guarantee the 1st free kick given against us is welcomed with, we've got another 1! does my head in
     
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    I've got a few!!

    lastminute.com - old bloke who always comments on the fact he is ALWAYS late. looks homeless.

    pie eaters - again, always late...always got a pie...even late back at half time - sometimes with a pie.

    sad Barstewards - 3 blokes who sit near me. permanently moaning about davey or "that spanish midget". on a couple of occasions this season have been seen to not celebrate when we score. one of these occasions was because he'd just got up and shouted "you don't know what you're fecking doing Davey!" - i think one of these is a regular poster on this board in fact.

    incontinent Barsteward - bloke who sits on row in front of me...always needs a piss. can't possibly last a full half.
     
  5. Gue

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    Gang of middle class looking lads near me in the East Stand, sun glasses, designer jackets and scarfs, gangway 4. "Cawthrone Reds" as we call em. One of them has the loudest voice imaginable, even when talking to his mate sat next to him, asking if he wants a latte or summrt, people in the next gangway can hear him; when he shouts at the ref or linesman, it's that loud people have to physically put their fingers in their ears! He's become known as "Tannoy". (hope he aint deaf or I'll feel terrible) One of his other mates just shouts "WORK" all the time and is "WORKMAN". Woman who sits next to that lot constantly if f"ing and bind"ing at anything, even at toby walking round the pitch gets abuse - she's called Swarebare. Dread to think what they call me and the missis.
     
  6. Gue

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    Bagpuss

    A oldish guy who sits in the East Stand Upper, with long, curly, greasy hair but bald on top and looks like he is in need of a deep bath,call him Bagpuss. He looks like a saggy, old cloth Cat.

    We also chant songs at him when he's waiting at the bottom of the stairs after the game.
     
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    There's an old fella who used to sit near me, he moved a year or two ago, who missed every goal we scored between 40-50 and 80+ minutes because he left early and went for a long piss at half time. Think there was one game a couple of years back where we scored about 4 goals and he missed 3 of them :D
     
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    Gangway 1 Ponte End 2009 lol
     
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    When I Used To Stand On The West Stand In The 80's

    There used to be a bloke who everyone called 'Nicely'
     
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    Theres a few where i sit in Ponty...

    Special needs, tramp, jail convict and the moaning brigade behind me 'come sit up here Odejayi', 'get that big donkey off the pitch' etc.
     
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    I can't help but chunter all the way through the match

    so I'm worried that i might feature in a few- fortunately I'm not loud!!

    Don't have nicknames as know most regulars around me by name now but I know who I can rely on for "we need 3 points today" and the one having a go at the ref
     
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    Father jack........... always looks hammered and ranting... but can never tell what he sez......

    ****, ****.......... DRINK
     
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    Does special needs stand up and shout the C word alot? nt nt
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: Father jack........... Bri from Brierley

    I don't know his surname but know he is called Bri and is from Brierley. A real character!
     
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    Refman and Spontaneous Combustion Man

    When I used to have a season ticket in or around Gangway 2 Seat 60 Row about T.

    Refman used to berate refs game in game out, not really dependant upon performance of said referee. He got very angry.

    But not as angry as Spontaneous Combustion Man, who literally nearly exploded on one occassion.
     
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    Is it the same one (father Jack)....... mine sits in east stand upper?...... if so Brilliant

    ..........
     
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    Refman is still there

    Where crap but he ust goes on about ref. Got to admit told him to shut up on Monday, Then someone else said i've got to listen to this every game, then he left. We were in injury time though
     
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    brilliant

    The guy with loads of potholes in his face.

    He once accosted me in the club shop after the game, I was very scared....
     
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    frank gallagher of shamless

    this guy sits eaststand upper corner ponty end. never misses a game home or away,likes his drink aswell
     
  20. Gue

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    RE: Is it the same one (father Jack)....... mine sits in east stand upper?...... if so Brilliant

    Yeah - Bri they call him. Drinks in brierley club. Top banana!
     

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