Noisy Eaters

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  1. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

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    What about sticking "their" head in the oven lol :)
     
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    How does she rinse and spit in the middle of the staff room? Have you always had a spittoon in there?
     
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    And this is a great example of how a an innocent thread can deteriorate:D:D:D. Of which of course I am guilty as charged
     
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  4. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

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    or put a box over their head?
     
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    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    You'd still hear it!
     
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    Me too.
     
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    That could work......
     
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  8. Tyke_67

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    One thing you'll learn when/if you get to know me is don't challenge me in a farting contest. There will only be one winner (and I've never followed through either!) :)
     
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    I wouldn’t, I’ve never been able to fart to order anyway
     
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    Not if you gaffer taped the sides up! Come on Fi think outside the "box" here lol :)
     
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    ram ram sahib
     
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    I call Laura Alpacca gob. She smacks her lips after she's finished eating something :)
     
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    A bloke i work with can suck soup from a spoon 4 inches from his mouth with all accompanying noises. It makes me want to push knitting needles into my own ears.
     
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    An then there's those that cook fish in the staff room microwave and stink the place out :D
     
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    My wife used to work with a noisy eater. They stood it for a long time before one of them broke and shouted, " Tha meks moor noise than are dog when thar eytin." Didn't stop him, though.
     
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    We leave the extractor fan over the hob on whilst we eat to generate some noise. Neither of us are noisy eaters though.
     
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    She doesn’t. The whole situation is weird. I don’t think she even uses toothpaste but I try not to look as it creeps me out.
     
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    My missus would destroy you without even trying ;-)
     
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    Competition set up. Lad at work called TRUMPTON OR TRUMPS for short. Trumps on command. He could solve the planets fuel shortage.
    Tried to get him to set light to one of his outbursts shall we say. Having none of it.
    Mindst thi if he did he’d probably destroy everything in a 10 yard radius of his rear.
    Don’t know if he’s ever followed through. But seen him disappear sharpish after an outburst.
    B’std just sits there and giggles after emptying the room.
     
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