I've just had my clothes nicked off me in the Oakwell car park by a ballack naked The Don, he fecked off on a Harley muttering "he'll be back".
All this was seen by Hemsworth Tyke, who was stood right behind The Don, s******ing gleefully with sticker album in hand... *edit - not allowed to say Snig gering
As Rowing kicked out Oliver Norwood's agent from the window of the legends suite, watching him fall like a stone and explode into a pool of bone, blood and guts on the East Stand car park he shouted "Yippee Kay Yay Mutha Fcuka"
Norwich is great, my favourite away game and a top night out, Deetee & ESL will confirm this. Its just that when you leave South Yorkshire there's **** all there until you reach Norwich, well only Kings Lynn. And when you're at Norwich the other places within 25 miles are Great Yarmouth and Lowestoft. Why do you think Norwich get 25k support each year? no other decent clubs within 40 miles of them.
After learning that Keith Hill had recruited free agent, and ex con Kelvin "fists n feet" Etuhu, The Don summoned the Nigerian into his office. Kelvin knocked on the office door, and entered Rowing's lair... The Don, dressed in full denim and stetson welcomed Etuhu: "Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?" As The Don reached for his holster Kelvin caught him with a quick jab, but The Don beat him senseless obviously, before stating: "There can be only one."
I was pretty surprised when I read up on them at the weekend. Their average gates over the last 20 years are impressive. But you make a good point. They're similar to Leeds in that respect - no competition for support. It's one of the away days I've never done, same goes for Ipswich. So my knowledge is limited. Their ground looks decent-ish, but seems to be cobbled together by 4 different folk, with 4 different ideas. Hope we beat Rochdale and get them in the cup. Might take it in, cross it off etc.
Its a top little ground, like ours should be with all the corners complete and enclosed. They have the best pies an all, all down to Delia. I can't wait until the Pink Un forum gets wind of this thread, the irony of those ferret loving, pit dwelling, grim up north, whippet chasing, homophobic, racist, Yorkshire folk. To be fair they're probably the only team that won't call us inbred.
And Stephen Fry and Jake Humphrey support em. Not quite Dickie Bird and Michael 'Reading fan' Parkinson, but fair play to em...
I remember a great day out at Norwich. January 2009. We were an absolute shambles and lost 4-0. It was all part of the Davey master plan though as Bryan Gunn got the job full time and ended up taking them down. Bigger picture.
The Don having some ballacks for once! What's happening at Oakwell this pre-season, something's not right.... We're rejecting offers, and signing players that i've actually heard of!
Tykes shun Butterfield offer (link here) sorry if already posted http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11688/7861367/Tykes-shun-Butterfield-offer