"Marley Watkins is not a ******* striker." I don't know why that's so funny, I quite like the lad, but it is. Might have it as my ringtone.
Well does coincidence work in three's - the current mrs wilkojohnson bought ours one - lasted all of 6 and a half minutes (just enough time to get the shopping packed away)
That's an outrageous and monstrous accusation to make. I might enjoy musicals, Barry Manilow in concert and wearing hot pants in the summer, but I'll have you know that I once watched a full episode of the A-Team and I definitely didn't find Dirk Benedict attractive. Not even when he took his top off at the start of the episode and sweat glistened as it slid down his manly chest.
Not as horny as you'll be on Saturday when Hammill's danced round three defenders and slotted one in the hole.. I mean goal.
You can be quite witty when you put your mind to it Mr Whitey! I can see why Roy has the hots for you