Ode to being the best passer at the club by Richard Kell

Sentimental and unrealistic poem

Liverpool 0 Barnsley 1
Where have the good times gone?
Walsall 2 Barnsley 0
They'll be back again, they will.

 

Ode to Nick Colgan

Nick's hands are loose
'You're crap', j'accuse
'What the hell are you up to?'
'Sorry mate, mia culpa'.

 

Ode to Me

Your Mum and Dad really f*ck you up,
They don't mean to but they do,
Cos they took me t'well,
And now I'm addicted,
To watching a pile of poo.

 

RE: Ode To Andy Ritchie

Very Good (Y)

 

Ode To Andy Ritchie (2)

Here you all are, moaning like fek.
Get off his back , give Ritchie a break.
Calling for his head, cut off at t'neck.
Isn't going to improve much, I'd like to bet.
So give Ritchie time, I'm sure you'll concede.
Sooner or later, we'll be promoted from this "ale-house" league.

 

you just made my post rhyme! Like it!

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