Yeovil's full of 'them from t'North' But no gay witch or filthy dwarf Hopefully we'll see some goals And frothy spoff from Ali's holes
TM's foreplay isn't good He really struggles to get wood He tries to give her baps a tweak She bends him over & does him Greek He tries again to grasp her baps But gets put off by saggy flaps She grabs his ankles, says 'naughty boy' And uses him like a spotty sex toy
Ponty & farmer in the Southwest Trying to get in Ali's tight vest If no luck, find some Yeovil sluts Then get up to your nuts in guts
RE: Plural? Ali's kecks are saturated Cazi's strap-on's lubricated Top shelf action's what is fated Ali's treble penetrated.
RE: Shame, but Sky or Telewest ? Spotty face & stripy shirt Likes it in his box of dirt His favourite rapper is Jazz Jeffy* We've all double teamed his Steffi * yes, I know.
Further ode I'll no doubt be bruised and aching After cazi n the boys been lakin I'm now all worried n shakin But thats probably in anticipation
RE: Further ode Worry not - you'll be just fine That's if you like Baby Brine We'll be drinking pints of wine Your anal prolapse will be mine
RE: Further ode Ponty and Farmer are the ones that should fear When Cazi prepares the lubricating gear They'll need all their might and every bit of strength When she approaches with gloves made to fit arm length