Ode to the new BBS by Richard Kell

RE: No, bunned is much better

Some sort of arab strap involved, maybe he played some Belle and Seb to get the stud in the mood?

did I ever tell you the story of the bloke who lives 100 yards from me who engaged in similar acts with his pet labrador?

 

Tut, tut.

Strolled into Parkgate at 10am & got a copy at my leisure.
Not even a queue.
Class.

Sorry about the language.
Thought there might be a filter.

Eh - I bet I can say spaz again ?

 

Thought he must be around Laura's age

as that's the sort of thing she would have commented on - not the phrase she would have used though.

She watched Van Helsing also. She thought Kate's accent was appalling.

She's actually reading Bram Stoker's "Dracula" at school and a book about Werewolves at home.

She says she'll take HP on holiday with her to read at night.

 

Filter not engaged yet

as there are no words in it!

 

Accent ?

Kate actually spoke ? Really ? I wasn't listening.
She's just married some geezer ... which serves me right for not returning her calls.

Nephew is 10 & neice is 12.
Had a good weekend with them.
They are good kids ... especially when being spoiled.

 

RE: Mmm.

Lesbian cows?

A cow and a bull surely?

 

Kate Beckinsale

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And what man wouldn't?

 

Nope. That was my point.

Two cows trying to have it off with each other.
I think they had been watching the bull in action & tried copying.

Seriously - I was howling.

My mates bull has 5 days to impregnate up to 30 cows.
What a job.
If you like shagging cows that is.

 

Hmm

Kev didn't pay much attention to the accent either. His words were " I can see why Christopher went to see this film!"

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Oh aye.

She'd do a job.
I like the way she's moving around the screen too.
Makes her seem alive while I'm getting my trousers off.

 

RE: Oh aye.

LMAO ff (lol)

 

Oh yes.

I like her in 'Underworld'.
The order I would do her in is :

P M P M M M P M P M P P P P P A M.