OK dog one for the Dog lovers

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  1. Durkar Red

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    Euphemistically yes :)
     
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    I've only ever licked one arse. It tasted metallic. Not a fan. I had glandular fever straight after too. To make matters worse when her fella messaged to say he was on his way home I panicked and left my watch on her bedside table.
     
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    She must have had an iron rich diet
     
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    I even remember the approximate date lol. It was on the way home from losing to Sunderland in 2006. I feel old.

    Went with Macey's, had day round Durham. Then onto watch the super Reds lose 2-0. Regulation boring away game and customary defeat.

    Bumped into some lads from Ponty who offered me a lift back. I accepted and ended up licking a fat pregnant birds arsehole.

    I could have had a weekend away at Whitley too. I'd paid for it. You live and learn.
     
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    Do you know why dogs lick their own balls SD?
     
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    They can't get a bitch to do it.
     
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    No, it's because they can!!
     
    Tonjytyke, Aug 10, 2023
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    This with n0bs on. They're always super distracted when I'm out for a walk, just standing in the way, wandering around with those bl00dy retractable leads creating trip hazards, or blocking the path in some kind of doggy huddle with other smug gets talking about worming tablets or whatever, they just seem to think the world revolves around them and their friggin' dog.
     
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    Do you live in Didcot by any chance?
     
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