Old jokes are the best thread

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    ade Well-Known Member

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    Two elephants walk off a cliff..

    boom boom!
     
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    A bloke walks into a butchers and asks....

    Excuse me mate, but as tha got a sheeps eard?

    To which the butcher replies " no pal, it's just the way i part me hair!!!"
     
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    Bloke goes to docs with a golf putter rammed halfway up his a**e - the doc asks him how he came about this.

    The bloke replies....I were playing golf with the missus....she'd birdied the 10th whereas I took a double bogey .... and as I bent down to pick my ball out of the hole I said to her .... well this looks like its your hole dear......
     
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    What do you call a Russian with 3 balls??

    Udanicka Bolokov

    And a Chinese bloke with one?

    Wot Went Wong
     
    Bournemouth Red, Oct 17, 2009
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