On the subject of Murder

I think I once bumped into you on Emley moor that time...

I'm the toothpick murderer of todmorden.

 

I work in a prison and as such know loads of murderers who have got out. In fact, on my wing at the moment, our orderley (tea maker) is a convicted murderer ! Makes a good brew though !! They don't however get out unless they admit their crime and work on their re-habilitation etc.

 

Ahh so you tend to kill the poor unfortunates in our society? not nice ....You should aim for the ones what cry out for a bit of err' ''butchery'' Bob Geldof , Bono and the like, be fairer and so much Appreciated by the public IMHO....

Besides i reckon it'd taste sweeter to aim for the top....

 

Does man slaughter count?

I knew a bloke years ago who stabbed his Wife to death outside the Milton Arms in Hemingfield.</p>

She was seeing another bloke and he found them at that pub.</p>

He didn't hang because he had gone out to get the boy friend and his Wife got in the way.</p>

I did get told that the boy friend used her as a shield. </p>

 

A good friend from school got in with the wrong crowd as they say in his mid teens.

Was a good lad but moved to the wrong part of town. Found out that he got involved with a gang and was killed. Allegedly a revenge attack for a fight the day before. He was shot down in Longsight a few years ago now.

Didn’t see him for as few years after leaving school but he would have been 18 at the time.