Oooh i've got my first job interview in 10 years tomorrow!

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  1. Googs

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    RE: i hope ya get a bad dose of the shits about 1.30 tmoz.

    Cheers! Think of me about that time.
     
  2. Gue

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    ant got a sister,still hope its running down ya leg.
     
  3. Gue

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    I sense your anger.

    And your attraction to me.
    You keep trying to fight it ... but at night you think about covering me in chocolate trifle & licking it off.
    I see your career path.
    It's more like a 'career gravel track'.

    Touch the screen.

    Feel the power.

    Sign the UB40.
     
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    Googs Well-Known Member

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    Ant

    from Ant n Dec?</p>

    Your &quot;friends&quot; are only taking the piss when they say she isn't your sister.</p>
     
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    Red Red Wine

    Will be drunk, yes, but only when I am earning £3.50 a year more than you - in the next month or so.
     
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    Ant got no friends,SLY BOY
     
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    OK Pikey

    I'll try and act surprised [​IMG]
     
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    THIEF
     
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    I'm seeing your future ...

    ... ''when I am earning £3.50 a year more than you - in the next month or so''.

    Your future is in education.
    Not teaching though.

    I see your OTE.
    It's in cashews.

    Touch the screen.

    That's the big square thing in front of you.
     
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    Theif
     
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    RE: I'm seeing your future ...

    I thought the big square in front of me was you?</p>
     
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    Hmmmm

    Your spelling started out ok, but now its all gone Pete Tong.
     
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    Theif
     
  15. Gue

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    I predict ...

    ... that you won't post anything funny, ever.
    Supernatural forces are telling me that you are about as funny as the last series of 'Little Britain'.
    I didn't think you were that bad though.

    Touch the screen.

    Now get your swag bag (according to Donny Boy).
    And your mask.
     
  16. Gue

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    Good luck - you must have met the essential criteria. Hopefully the interview willl be more staight forward than the application form!!!(Y)
     
  17. Gue

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    Good luck!!

    Confidence is a good word
     
  18. Gue

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    F.UCK HIM,THIEVING T.WAT
     
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    RE: F.UCK HIM,THIEVING T.WAT

    Looks like Tourettes Camp did you no good at all, Pikey [​IMG]
     
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    RE: I predict ...

    Oh you are a one TFPS.</p>

    You must really enjoy attempting to wind people up, seeing as you have spent a large amount of time trying today. You know I usually bite, but today, for once, I couldn't give a rats ass what you say. You are just a pure wally who deserves sympathy, not abuse. I'm no comedian, I dont claim to be, and I never will. I could never compete with a &quot;comedy genius&quot; like yourself. You are my all-time comiday hero!</p>
     

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