Parker set for Barnsley

db300k the player has to have been signed 7 days before he can play in the fa cup hope this helps

 

Cheers Bud

Like said above, if Stan say had taken the pens this season, I don't think the strikers would have been taking as much stick. Although Howie never looks like he's going to miss a penalty. He's like Redfearn in that you never seem to worry about the possibility of him missing.

 

After his first touch. nt

 

6 goals in last 50 games

 

He'd be a great signing especially poor form of late

Poor name for a chant though what rhymes with parker............... er marker, starker,,,,,,,,,,,,darker

 

Would you go into so much detail?? Sounds like Devaney's rent boy.

JADE Goody has been cheating on her toyboy with a hunky footballer.

The brazen reality TV star romped with striker Keigan Parker while she was on a Spanish break with boyfriend Jack Tweedy.

And she carried on the fling when she returned to the UK — sleeping with the Blackpool player at his luxury apartment.

In a series of emotional texts, Jade, 25, told Keigan her relationship with Jack, 18, was doomed.

The player revealed: “Jade was wild in bed.

“She has a real appetite for sex. And although she felt guilty about Jack, it didn’t stop her coming back for more.”

The couple met in May at Glam nightclub in Marbella after Jade had rowed with her lover.

They flirted with each other and the Big Brother celeb invited Keigan back to her holiday apartment — empty because Jack was out drinking all night.

The League One player said: “She and Jack had argued and she was upset.

“We went back and had a few drinks. We ended up falling asleep together on the bed.

“But in the morning she performed a sex act on me.”

Jade gave the Scottish player her mobile number before he headed back to the UK.

She went back herself two days later leaving Jack in Spain.

And the pair began texting almost immediately, soon agreeing to meet up.

In one text, Jade invited Keigan to her birthday party on June 10, but wanted to keep their relationship under wraps.

She wrote: “I would love for you to come to my party but we would have to act like nothing has happened would that be ok with you x”

On June 3 — two days after she had returned to her Essex home — Jade drove to Keigan’s apartment in Blackpool, arriving just before midnight.

The couple quaffed rosé wine — but Jade spilled her large glass on the carpet.

Next they caught a cab to Sanuk nightclub where a fellow punter snapped them cuddling.

They headed back to Keigan’s flat at 2.30am where they kissed and fell asleep.

But the following morning Jade’s passion took over.

Keigan said: “We started having sex for the first time. Jade is a lot prettier in the flesh than people think.

“She has a nice body and boobs and is very passionate. She had wanted to leave quite early but she stayed until 3pm. We had sex three times — I was knackered!

“She never really mentioned Jack, only to say the relationship wasn’t going to work.”

Mum-of-two Jade left the apartment after promising to pay for Keigan’s ruined carpet.

When Keigan texted her to ask what she thought of their romp she replied: “Ah babe you are a 11 out of ten x you were better because I could not see you when I first meet you because I was so p****d up ha ha he he what about you.”

When Keigan replied he thought she was gorgeous she wrote back: “Ah thank you sexy are you taking the p**s egg (her pet name for him) did you not see me in the nod (nude) x”

The following day Keigan texted to say his pillow still smelled of Jade. She replied: “Wish I could be there to see your six pack . . . sleep well babe cuddle up to the pillow and smell me if you cant sleep.”

But Keigan got a shock when he went to Jade’s birthday bash at London’s Tantra Club — and she blanked him.

The celeb was with Jack and later texted Keigan to say she was sticking with her toyboy. The player said: “I feel let down. And so should Jack. I feel used now — and I’m still annoyed about the wine stain on my carpet. She won’t pay for the damage and has gone back to Jack.”

 

Re: Parker set for Barnsley nt

 

I bloody well hope not.

Mindsthi I said the same about JCR and he's done well.

All the best to him if he does come but not the sort of signing I was expecting.

 

What a classy act. nt

 

Told you so!

Told you didn't I?

For once, my mate wasn't talking ****** lol

 

Well Done Poet

I love a good "I told you so". Makes a change a rumour on here being correct.

 

keigan parkers massage parlour....

 

Why dont we go for the set and try for Hoolihan , out of contract in the summer and a mate and fellow jock to parker

 

Does his name fit nicely into a song that we can repeat over and over?

That's why I never took to Odejayi.

 

RE: Would you go into so much detail?? Sounds like Devaney's rent boy.

Knackered after three jumps, subbed after three minutes then. Lock yer daughters up, Parkers pecker will be pumped up.

 

Irish, not a Jock.... n/t nt

 

Be like having Ashley Ward back.....

sniffing round all the birds in town. He'll probably be going for the higher age bracket than Wardy though.

 

They don't have a song for him just a chant which goes DA DA DA DA Keigan Parker DA DA DA DA Keigan Parker how exciting is that ?

 

is it the one that goes

na na na na nana hey hey hey King Colin (Bell for Man C)? can't for the life of me remember the name of the 1970's ?? tune?