Partner birthday weekend help please!

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  1. Gue

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    Is that the lass

    who went to the bogs in the pub before the Bournemouth game about 2 years back, and came back out for change so they could both buy vibrators from a vending machine in the ladies ?
     
    Guest, Aug 15, 2006
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  2. BFC Dave

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    RE: He's right you know

    Ask any of us nearly 50s and we wish we hadn't borrowed it in our 30s. Has to be paid back lad, there's nowt wrong with pie and peas or a chip buttie upstairs in the market. 25th this year and am I tekin 'er to some fancy poncey place eh !!!! er... well yes an' it'll cost me, but at least I get to keep all my body parts intact !!![​IMG]
     
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  3. rac

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    RE: Is that the lass

    feel free to come and introduce yourself next time. i go with my dad and brother aswell any more comments?
     
    rach, Aug 15, 2006
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    Didnt go to Bournemouth

    but from what I've seen of her in Livo's of a weekend, it sounds very likely.
     
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  5. The Full Ponty

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    Yes.

    We don't want to follow Journo in.

    Gulp.
     
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  6. Gue

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    Will do

    I just hope they had your size sweetheart
     
    Guest, Aug 15, 2006
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  7. Sup

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    is the vibrator story true?

    i'm not nosey at all lol
     
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    Harrogate
     
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  9. rac

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    Remember MK Dons?

    Not much mouth then had you?
     
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  10. rac

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    Stalker eh?

    Watching me in livingstones... tut tut...
     
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    Are you single?

    just a question.....
     
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  12. rac

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    RE: Are you single?

    nosey aren't we?
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

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    Really?

    Yes.
    I kept my gob shut by announcing to a bunch of 6ft5 blokes, who wanted to fill me in, who I was.

    Try again spadger.

    I quite like you though.
    I'm amazed you had anything to do with Cockchops Cooper.
    Maybe your eyes were a bit spacky?
     
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  14. rac

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    RE: Really?

    Try explaining to your pen-pushing pals that those 6ft5 blokes happen to be quite good friends of mine. And that really, slagging a lass off on here isn't as smart, witty, funny or as big and hard as they may think.
     
    rach, Aug 15, 2006
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  15. Sup

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    but is the vibrator story true? lol
     
    SuperTyke, Aug 15, 2006
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    RE: Really?

    We knew who you were already, other people had pointed you out earlier in the afternoon.
     
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  17. Journo Tyke

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    RE: Really?

    She's obviously a lass with taste, unlike your bird Ponts :pff
     
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  18. rac

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    Partly...

    although it wasn't my mum that bought the other...
     
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    RE: Sorry, my mistake

    Can't have been me, never moped around after a lass and all the lasses I've been out with don't need their mothers to make them look pretty.

    Are you a wee bit jealous? :pff
     
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  20. The Full Ponty

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    So, basically ...

    ... you all wanted to bum me, yes?

    Seen Freddie Mercury a few times lately - but not you or the Albatoss (and his denim shirt).
     
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