Partner birthday weekend help please!

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  1. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    ah

    shitty smooth plastic by any chance? </p>

    I vote that you were more than a little dissapointed lol</p>
     
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    its says mope, not moped
     
    tyrone, Aug 15, 2006
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: So, basically ...

    yes that right we all wanted to see you fecked
     
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    What do you expect?

    £5 from a vending machine in the bogs in a pub...
     
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  5. The Full Ponty

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    Pen pushing pals?

    You're dead wrong there spadger.
    I have no mates.
    No mates at all.

    And where did I have a pop at you?
    I said that I wouldn't want to follow Journo in ... which was a bit naughty - but a bit tongue in cheek.
    Then I said you must have bad eyes for having owt to do with the spiky haired, crap mic techniqued, lee sharpe look-a-like ... which was more of a pop at him than you.

    More importantly - how were the vibes?
     
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  6. Sup

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    wouldn't know, i'm male

    well clearly i would know because i knew which it was but thats not the point lol.</p>

    One would hope that there has been an upgrade to erm bigger and better things now (hey i've got to look out for the nations females havent I)</p>
     
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  7. Journo Tyke

    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    RE: its says mope, not moped

    'Used to mope' = moped.

    Yes?

    I have never moped after any women, why would I?! :pff
     
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    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    i'm picking up good vibrations

    <font face="Arial">she's giving me excitations</font>
     
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    Kinky.

    Trombone, Albatoss & Freddie Mercury in risky voyeur sex game horror.
     
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  10. tyr

    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: its says mope, not moped

    mope sit around looking miserable!!!!
     
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: Kinky.

    you get dafter
     
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: Really?

    obviously , she got shut of you :pff
     
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  13. Journo Tyke

    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Are yer making a point?

    If so I'm missing it!

    I've never been miserable with any women, they've all been pretty decent :)
     
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    RE: Kinky.

    Not as daft as Keef's bowling.
    It was like a 5 year old blind girl at a coconut shy.

    Has the Albatoss moved seats?
    Couldn't see him at the Cardiff match.
    I just wanted to know which shade of denim was in this season - or if he was sticking with "washed to ****".
     
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  15. Journo Tyke

    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    RE: Really?

    Indeed she did, but I'm happier than ever now so do you think I still care?
     
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: Are yer making a point?

    just pulling yer leg mate
     
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    To be fair ...

    ... if I were a bint & Journo had scuttled me - I'd also stick to vibes.
    In fact - I'd not bother with Oakwell & get a season ticket at Pulse & Cocktails.

    After I'd washed it out with bleach, obviously.
     
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: Really?

    could give a monkeys mate
     
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  19. Journo Tyke

    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Reight

    No problem :pff
     
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    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    RE: Really?

    Spot on! lol.
     
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