Past Players (opposition) you loved to hate

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Three out of four

    I missed school because I wanted to go to an FA cup replay at Oakwell. Honest!
     
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    So if you didn't use an excuse, why did you ask me to provide one, then?

    That's unfair and unworthy of you.
     
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    Misunderstanding

    That WAS my excuse! as a joke, I said to the teacher "I can't come to school tomorrow, I want to go to the cup replay at Oakwell" fully expecting to be told in no uncertain terms to come to school "or else".

    I was amazed when the teacher (can't remember his name, but it was at Holgate) said something along the lines of "Well I suppose these are exceptional circumstances, so go on then".

    Went down to the match the next day, saw one or two other school mates, but who else was standing there on the old kop? The teacher of course!
     
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    RE: Don't mention the war

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    I once made a reference to the manufacturers of the lift in our hotel whilst at a business lunch in the heart of nationalist Bavaria. In hindsight I suppose the use of the phrase&quot;Schindler's Lift&quot; was slightly ill-advised.</p>
     
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    Hee hee

    :D

    Did you know Schindler couldn't pronounce the letter "S" properly?
     
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    I wish I'd had a teacher and parents like that

    I had to wait until Look North gave out the final score that evening.
     
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    Didn't you have Barnsley World on at school?

    Alternatively you could have logged onto the BBS
     
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    I went to Worsbrough High School

    Electricity was still considered a modern invention.
     
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    I suppose

    That would have made for some interesting Girl Fridays.
     
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    We also got excused by Holgate

    ... to go to the rearranged cup match at Southampton (when we won 2-1). It was on a Monday night. Think we left school at lunchtime. Not sure how we wangled that.
     
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    Nigel Jemson...

    Nigel show us yer arse... Nigel Nigel show us yer arse... Oxford away last day of the promotion season. Ace.
     
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    Some of my favourites from back then

    Jenny Hanley
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    Susan George
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    Caroline Munroe
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    Valerie Leon
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    Dana Gillespie
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    Susan Penhaligon
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    Jenny Agutter
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    Linda Hayden
    <img src ="http://www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/claw/BOSC6.jpg">
     
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    Mike Summerbee

    Nasty b@st*rd.
     
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    I take it

    You've had your own comp repaired or Laura's relented & finally taken her parental controls off!
     
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    I've got my own back

    You know full well Laura wouldn't relent!
     
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    So you're happy

    Because you can surf for nubile young ladies & Laura's happy because she can now chat to her male fan club undisturbed. :D
     
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    Scott Murray

    When we got humiliated 1-4 by Bristol City under P****n he scored in front of the ponty end and was gesturing to us all even though he had not been given a single word of abuse.

    Redstar would have been on the pitch and had him if he wasn't 17 stone
     
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    One of them is coming to our house

    This afternoon, to see Laura.
    I mean a young lad, not one of those nubile, young ladies.
     
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    BigLil's tune for this afternoon

    I Predict A Riot by The Kaiser Chiefs! :D
     

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