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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Stop that! Stop that!

    We'll have none of that nonsense on this thread.</p>

    **** JOKES ONLY PEOPLE...</p>

    and Stevie of course</p>
     
    Terry Nutkins, Jul 14, 2006
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Give us a beer

    and a mop'.
     
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    <font face="times new roman,helvetica">A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

    Approaching the friend he comments, &quot;You look terrible. What's the problem?&quot;

    &quot;My mother died in August,&quot; he said, &quot;and left me £25,000.&quot;

    &quot;Gee, that's tough,&quot; he replied.

    &quot;Then in September,&quot; the friend continued, &quot;My father died, leaving me £90,000.&quot;

    &quot;Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed.&quot;

    &quot;And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000.&quot;

    &quot;Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.&quot;

    &quot;Then this month,&quot; continued, the friend, &quot;absolutely nothing!&quot; </font>
     
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  4. Terry Nutkins

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    Ooooh be careful that was Windy's gag last year...!!! nt
     
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    two wendies walk into a bar

    you'd have thought one of them would have seen it</p>
     
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    May I complement him on his excellent taste in jokes then.
     
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    Celine Dion/long face

    you know the one.
     
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    Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman walk into a bar

    Barman: Is this some kind of joke?
     
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    a termite walks into a bar

    and asks 'is the bar tender here?'
     
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    A sandwich walks into a bar

    and the barman says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food in here.'
     
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    A sandwich walks into a bar

    The barman says "Sorry we dont serve food here"
     
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    Bloody hell thats scary!!!
     
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    now that's freaky
     
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  14. SuperTyke

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    a chicken walks into a bar. the barman says 'sorry we dont serve poultry'

    chicken says 'thats alright i only want a drink'</p>
     
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    Worse than that

    I am seriously worried Windy might start picking on me now as well
     
    Farnham_Red, Jul 14, 2006
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    I'm proper spooked now.
     
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    A horse walks into a bar

    Barman says "why the long face?"
     
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    picking on you in the violent racist sort of way or the non violent fluffy way?

    a mushroom walks into a bar and orders a pint.
    Barman says 'sorry i cant serve you, you're a mushroom'
    Muchroom says 'aww why not? i'm a fun guy' [​IMG]</p>
     
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    A white horse walks into a bar....

    and asks the barman for a brandy.</p>

    Barman says, &quot;**** me thats spooky we've got a whisky named after you??!!&quot;</p>

    White horse than says,&quot;What Derek??&quot;</p>
     
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  20. SuperTyke

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    two peanuts walk into a bar

    one was a salted</p>
     
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