Pengiun walks in to a bar...

Empty Scrotal Sac walks into a Bar

you know the rest

 

Bloke walks into a bar...........

......and says, &quot;Just a tot please.&quot;</p>



Barman says, &quot;You're barred Tommy.&quot;</p>

 

Smartie walks into a bar...

Tells the barman he's quite a tough sweet with a crispy outer shell.

Then goes and hides in the corner as he sees another sweet enter.

The sweet walks up to the bar and says: "I'm toffee, the hardest sweet of all and I'll prove it."

The barman says: "Here's you're chance - that little mint's just walked through the door."

The toffee covers his face with his hand and hides in the corner with the cowering smartie.

The barman goes over and asks them why they're scared of a little mint.

The smartie and the toffee both reply: "He's fecking menthol."

 

In poor taste

But witty all the same

 

Damning with faint praise (n/t)

 

You're right, I could get sacked at this rate!

Can't see as they are really arguments as I haven't actually found a point he has put across yet, merely cheap insults and put-downs. Has he always been like this? From a few of the comments I would guess so.