Penguin - biscuit or chocolate bar?

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  1. Journo Tyke

    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Because...

    Someone started a game where you think of a chocolate bar and people try and guess what you are by asking closed questions (ie yes/no answers). I picked Penguin and they all said it wasn't fair, even though one of them got the answer!
     
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    What percentage is biscuit

    I'd say its only 10% chocolate, therefore its a chocolate coated biscuit. Simple.
     
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    It's a ******* bird you daft ****.
     
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    Indeed...

    That's what sitting on a dialler for an hour a day does to you :D
     
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    RE: What percentage is biscuit

    What percentage of a Mars bar is chocolate?

    About 20%, therefore also not a chocolate bar then.
     
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    I was waiting for that

    :D
     
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    Is this a poll on Mars bars now.

    If you want that question answering you have to ask a new question, stick to the question in hand.

    Penguins are not chocolate bars.

    If I went into a shop and asked for a chocolate bar and they handed over a Penguin then I'd look at them all gone out.
     
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    I know this one, in fact I think I've met her

    And it'll be something to do with getting four fingers up her quim
     
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    RE: Is this a poll on Mars bars now.

    It's relevant to the discussion.
     
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    Did you call in that pub you passed ? nt
     
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    He stopped for lunch.

    Could only find a kids menu.

    Under Eight Mints to finish with.
     
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    OK

    I'd call Mars a chocolate confection.

    I'd call a Yorkie a chocolate bar.

    I'd call a twix a twix

    And a spade is for digging holes, here, you'll need it.
     
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    How would sir like his clams ?

    Young with no beard on thanks
     
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    The pub has a hotel & pool.

    I do hope the "s" hadn't been rubbed off his trunks when he went for a dip.

    (c) Cackjokes Ltd 1987
     
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