phoned up half a hour ago and theres only 305 tickets sold 4 rotherham how many did we get

"officers were monitoring Mr Tyre but there was no activity to report"

tee hee

 

The Beeb are so unprofessional

They spelt Hinchcliff wrong! ff

 

lol

 

RE: "officers were monitoring Mr Tyre but there was no activity to report"

Tee hee indeed.
I think Spare_Tyre Red will be fuming ... just like the sweatband on his right hand from furious self polution.

 

He knows it's all in jest.

 

RE: He knows it's all in jest.

I'm not sure.
He had the umbrage-o-meter out at the weekend when someone claimed he used to pretend to be his own cousin.

Some people just can't take a joke.
Like the Rally driver at the weekend who said they were going out to have a smashing time.
Treemendous.

 

RE: He knows it's all in jest.

Maybe I should get out the satire-o-meter and pick a tougher target.

I'm sure everyone here enjoys a joke and can laugh at themselves, you, me, Rib... everybody.

 

I'm in love with Rib Noodles.

I want to feel his soft breath on my neck in a morning.
He really does it for me.

He's like James Bond ... a proper spy.
I think his name is 'Truered Bond'.

Oh yes.