Phrases that imply someone is stupid...

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  1. RamTam

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    Not the sharpest tool in the box

    Not a well known on,e but my late best mate used to always say:

    "I've had conversations with doors that made more sense"
     
    RamTam, Jul 22, 2024
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    Ten pence to Bob.
    Not wired up relight
     
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    If brains were dynamite he couldnt blow his nose.
    If he fell in barrel ov nipples he'd cum up suckin his thumb.
    If he wer a jelly he'd av set.
    Thowt sheffield wednesday wer a bank Holiday
    So thick he ad nob transplant and his hand rejected it...
    He's not stupid but he helps out if ther busy..
     
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    Teams like Barnsley
     
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    My mate thinks it's unfair that his sister has two brothers, but he's only got one.
     
    Stahlrost, Jul 22, 2024
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    He's clearly unmolested by enlightenment .

    I'd agree with him but then we'd both be wrong.

    I've been trying to see things from his point of view, but I cannot get my head that far up my ar5e.
     
    Andy Mac, Jul 22, 2024
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    You've lost an 'n'
     
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    If wit were shìt, he'd be constipated.
     
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    He was at the back of the queue when they handed the brains out.
     
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    he's got 2 brain cells and they're both fighting over 3rd place. intelligence has chased him all his life but he's always managed to out run it
     
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    So thick that his mates have noticed!
     
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    That reminded me of this joke:

    Been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but I can easily tell them apart. Brian has a moustache.
     
    JamDrop, Jul 22, 2024
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    He's not all there...
     
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    Good job I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
     
    Stahlrost, Jul 22, 2024
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    Elevator stops short of the penthouse.
    Cymbal short of a drum kit.
     
    BreweryStander, Jul 22, 2024
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    Is this team not good enough to challenged added Craig to starting line up
     
    pompey_red, Jul 22, 2024
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    Hard of thinking
     
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    Dense as a 9B pencil....
     
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    Anybody who calls me fella
     
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