Phrases that imply someone is stupid...

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  1. Acido Tyke

    Acido Tyke Well-Known Member

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    There's none so blind, as those that won't listen. ;)
     
    Acido Tyke, Jul 22, 2024
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    Worlds first living brain donor
     
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  3. Acido Tyke

    Acido Tyke Well-Known Member

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    And McScotchland finished in 4th place and last again, in that little battle. :D
     
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    A wish ad a winter coit as thick
     
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    Wish I’d a gold chain as thick,
     
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    no more idea than shoes he wears
    another grandad saying
     
    JohnSmiths79, Jul 23, 2024
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  8. x11barnsley

    x11barnsley Well-Known Member

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    A tanner short of a shilling
     
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    He voted for that chuffin corbyn.
     
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    Mi fatha always used to say..... Tha as much use as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest
     
    higgybaby, Jul 23, 2024
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    One i picked up working in Manc land:

    He's as numb as a p!ss stone (p!ss stone being their slang for a urinal)
     
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    A sandwich short of a picnic .
     
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    "Pots for rags"
     
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    **** End!
     
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    If brains were dominoes he’d be knocking
     
    winged avenger, Jul 23, 2024
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    Not the brightest lamp in the street
     
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    A couple of French terms that tickle me are:-

    "Il a un petit vélo"....... "he's got a little bike"
    and
    "Il a une arraignée sur le plafond"....." he's got a spider on the ceiling"
     
    Le Gessien, Jul 23, 2024
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    If brains were made of canvas
    H wouldn’t have enough to make a garter for a one legged budgie
     
    walestyke, Jul 23, 2024
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    Hasn’t got all his chairs at home (Lancashire saying)
     
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