Planet Earth - Is it going too far?

RE: You want to see how your sausages,burgers and chicken nuggets

Afraid if I had to kill to eat, i'd eat vegetables and grass.Once used to go to collect my Alsation some meat(horse meat) from the slaughterhouse. the sight of the poor Donkeys, ponies, horses stood in line for the next 'bolt' was upsetting. I bought the dogs meat at the butchers after that.

 

RE: Reformed Scampi

Did you know that Youngs are shipping their scampi/lagoustines etc to Bangladesh for them to be hand peeled. They're then shipped all the way back to West Scotland to be put in breadcrumbs etc. They used to use water jets in Soctland (are you still awake?) to peel them but they're too expensive. 300 jobs will be lost.

Barmy.

 

Did you know that

Sir Francis Drake and his men killed 1000 penguins in only one day!

So walruses aren't that bad. Mind you, what did you think they had those huge fangs for? Opening beer bottles?

 

RE: Reformed Scampi

So many issues there. So it's cheaper to ship Scampi halfway round the globe than it is to blast them with water in Scotland ?</p>



Boycott Youngs.</p>

 

That Dillinger knows some stuff dunt he

It's all ***** like

 

RE: That Dillinger knows some stuff dunt he

I've forgot more than tha'll ever know yer gret hairy loafer.

 

RE: Reformed Scampi

Yep, they pay the Bangladeshi's 25p a day or summat. When challenged about environmental impact of the change the Youngs MD said it was ok as they were saving water from not using the jets.

 

RE: Reformed Scampi

Mad. As mad as a football club manager refusing to strengthen his squad.

 

who doesn't employ tactics

 

Apparently thats true...

Some of the board numpties even said it was true.</p>

But they have agreed that we used tactics at Oldham.</p>

Thats the only time.</p>

A scampi can be shipped halfway round the world.</p>

Its ******* **** thats why.</p>

 

And next week ...

... a Hummingbird attacks a Panda.
Brilliant.

Can't wait to see a tadpole massacre a Gorilla.
Or a Chipmunk bludgeon a Giant Squid.
Or a reformed scampi maul a sofa dwelling gay wombat.

It's like Robot Wars - but with nature & that.

 

"A scampi is ******* ****"

quality lol

 

RE: And next week ...

Are all Wombats gay ?

 

RE: "A scampi is ******* ****"

They ship them round individually ? This just gets dafter.

 

RE: "A scampi is ******* ****"

I think you'll find they post them individually in bags, very much like the bag you'd win a goldfish in. But with a first class stamp on it.

 

RE: "A scampi is ******* ****"

They're actually the size of a blue whale. The bits you eat in a basket or in nik naks are tiny chopped up bits.

 

hehe that 'A' wasn't supposed to be there.

funny as fook.

 

Not all of them.

Some are just a bit camp.
Jay, Winton & Mercury are gay wombats.
Wayne is a camp wombat - girls voice & spends 90% of it's time in it's bedroom habitat w4nking.

I hope that clears things up.

 

I heard you prefer 'A'

 

RE: Not all of them.

I hope Waynes mum clears his bedroom up </p>



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