Please please everyone who knows any Leeds jokes can you add it to this thread

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by MossMan, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. Gue

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    Blind fella with three footballs in front of him claims he can tell you which club they have come from, just from smelling and touching them. Everybody gives him the benefit of the doubt and away he goes.

    Gets hold of the first one, and straight away says, "Newcastle United!". The gathering crowd were amazed to see that it was. Bloke shouts out, "How did you know that?" The blind chap says, "Because I can smell the Brown Ale on it."

    He is handed the next ball and yet again, straight away says, "Grimsby Town!". The crowd gasp as yet again, he's correct. The same bloke shouts out, "Well how did you get that?" He says, "Because it smells of fish."

    He's given the third ball, and instantly shouts out, "It's Leeds United!!". The crowd again amazed say in unison, "How did you work that out?!"
    He says, "Because it's gone down!"
     
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