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  1. Sta

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    #61 Stahlrost, Feb 1, 2009
    I'd love to hear you "explain"

    I might just park their one day to see what it's like. Then again, I might get hurt.........
     
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    #62 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2009
    Just set Pepsi on them!

    :D
     
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    #63 Stahlrost, Feb 1, 2009
    Carnage!

    That's not fair. Shaw Lane is too narrow for the required fleet of ambulances.
     
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    #64 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    RE: Just set Pepsi on them!

    :D :D :D :D
    I don't think i'd need to set her on anyone, one look normally does it for me. She gives me the look and she gets what she wants!
    Poor Laura i bet she's still having nightmares about that card, i should have just put Tilly & TomTom on
     
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    #65 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2009
    Big Lil prepares to visit kanekat and Pepsi

    <img src ="http://images24.fotki.com/v852/photos/4/41154/5012889/MyKnightinShiningArmor-vi.jpg">
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    #66 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    Why can't i see the piccie?? Kane in pussycat heaven now btw nt
     
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    #67 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    RE: Carnage!

    I just tend to keep lots of savlon, tcp and plasters in to deal with the 'incidents'
     
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    #68 Stahlrost, Feb 1, 2009
    Plasters???

    You need transfusion equipment, plenty of stocks of blood of all known groups, a defibrillator and tweezers for removing bits of claw from eyeballs.
     
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    #69 Stahlrost, Feb 1, 2009
    Come on Kev sort it out

    It must be a good picture to take this long.....
     
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    #70 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    RE: Plasters???

    I removed a claw from the back of Tillys neck earlier. Don't know if it was her own from scratching or if the beast had struck again. The vet says Pepsi has Jekyll & Hyde syndrome. Honestly!
     
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    #71 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2009
    Sorry to hear that

    I wouldn't have been joking about Pepsi had I known.
    Sorry.
     
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    #72 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    RE: Sorry to hear that

    Hey no problem Kev you weren't to know. Kane died quite a while ago, i use his name on here because he was the best pet ever and i'll never forget him. The cats on Lauras card were Pepsi (black & evil looking) TomTom (black & mischievous looking) Tilly-lulu (ginger & cute) and then of course me on the hallowed turf at Oakwell
     
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    #73 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    PMSL i might get one! nt
     
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    #74 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2009
    Is that any better? nt
     
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    #75 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2009
    Any better? nt
     
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    #76 Stahlrost, Feb 1, 2009
    Genius

    The only thing is those claws will make a horrible noise on the suit, like chalk on a blackboard.
     
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    #77 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    Yes! Just pricing one up nt
     
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    #78 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    RE: Genius

    Or Freddie Kruger :(( :((
     
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    #79 Stahlrost, Feb 1, 2009
    Nightmare on Shaw Street

    That would be a right blockbuster.

    If you made such a film you would be able to pump some much needed money into BFC so we could get Anthony Kay and Marc Richards back :D
     
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    #80 kanecat, Feb 1, 2009
    RE: Nightmare on Shaw Street

    I would spend the money on proper ladies toilets for the West Stand instead of the outhouse-style thing they have now
     
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