Politically correct football chants

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  1. MonkeyRed

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    Oh Bobby Hassell, you're the love of my life, which is absolutely fine as there is nothing wrong with a relationship between two men despite the societal codes established against this within your status as a professional sportsman,
    Oh Bobby Hassell, I respect you enough to invite into participating in sexual activities with my female life partner, but only with her full consent and for her pleadure in a post-modern, relaxed atmosphere which values the sanctity of love above physical relations, not in a way that assumes my ownership of her and thus 'gift' of possession to you, thus reinforcing the oppression of women under male dominence suffered for centuries,
    Oh Bobby Hassell, I admire your red pigmented folicular attachment, and despite this being abused in our society for many years, would be willing to embrace it myself and believe it contributes positively to our diverse society in which peoples of all folicular pigmentation can live together in peace and harmony.
     
    MonkeyRed, Nov 8, 2012
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    Like a League game at Yeovil,in the old historically valid and just as important as the Championship,third division.....
    Sheffield United ...you've very graciously lent the skills of your club and your knowledgable and unbiased massive away following to aid the struggling clubs who need your help to survive...again
     
    sadbrewer, Nov 8, 2012
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    Two hats, two hats,
    Two hats, two hats two hats.

    Had to be said really.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Nov 8, 2012
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    Keep your mamories in, keep your mamories in,
    You dont want to cheapen yourself by,
    acting like a woman of the night, who dont exist because there isnt a demand. Or summat.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Nov 8, 2012
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  5. fir

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    Greetings Mr Pressman, wot wot. I'd very much like to know how you happened to expand horizontally without challenge.
     
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    Who ate all the pies,
    Who Ate all the pie,
    you with BMi
    you with the BMi
    you with the BMI over 28.
     
    Kev b, Nov 8, 2012
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  7. Eaststand Lower

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    She seems to have declined your request Marlon.
     
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    One for the travellers normally with a DN postcode, who's traditions keep it in the family.

    Your just a town full of the mating of closely related individuals.
     
    Gordon Owen, Nov 8, 2012
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    Sheffield is a city where the local area authority has neglected investment in the sewage and waste disposal sector causing a break down in these facilities and the unpleasant odour trapped in ones nose
     
    DEETEE, Nov 8, 2012
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  10. Gordon Owen

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    Please remove your bra and show your mammary glands to the seated gentlemen.
     
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    Great thread. :D
     
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    Best. Thread. Ever.
     
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    Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart... (please note that to comply with the Disability Discrimination Act alternative forms of transport will be provided for the remainder of this football chant)
     
    BFC Dave, Nov 8, 2012
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    Cheer up Mark McGhee
    Oh what does it mean to a
    Metabolically challenged illegitimate offspring of a haggis eating kilt monkey
    And an excrement football team
     
    Jay, Nov 8, 2012
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    You're going home in the car you came in
     
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    We are all in agreement that we share a mutual dislike for Leeds Utd.
     
    Kes, Nov 8, 2012
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  17. Mr C

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    We appear to be exclusively appropriated match-day officials of a quality comparable to non specific fecal matter.
     
    Mr C, Nov 8, 2012
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    If I had the flying capabilities of a small common British bird,
    Or the enorormous huge orifice of a slightly larger bird, I would surely take flight over a certain area of south Yorkshire s6 indeed, and discharge my waste on the people without fathers beneath me.
     
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    Pull yourself together mark mc ghee lad
    What's it all about
    ?
    To an illegitimate melancholy Caledonian
    And a
    Rather poor group of eleven people kicking a ball about.
     
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    'Your return journey shall be provided by a licensed hackney carriage, ...'

    'Not wishing to be rude but your stadium is a tad aged and in a moderate state of disrepair, and whilst I don't doubt the loyalty of your supporters I can't help but notice the stands are relatively sparsely populated.'
     
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