Ponte End Catering

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  1. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    Re: Nez....



    And when they make these do they hide them around the stadium like some sort of Easter egg hunt? because i would like to see one of those handed over from a kiosk to a customer.
     
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    And this is objectionable

    The Pie Factory

    The Pie Factory®, another Lindley trademark brand, is an innovation that has fans flocking to our new professionally shop-fitted kiosks. We have worked in partnership with an artisan baker to produce bespoke recipes, such as the Authentic Chicken Balti Curry Pie in a Spice infused pastry case or the Pea Supper Pie, made using lean minced British Beef in an Onion Gravy with a layer of Lockwoods Mushy Peas. The pies are made with no artificial flavours or preservatives.



    So many things wrong with this statement it's hard to know where to start.
     
  3. Jack Tatty

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    Re: And this is objectionable



    I bet the staff at Percy Turner's can't sleep at night
     
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    Re: Whats so special about the Ponte End Catering?

    I have never been refused a black tea.......
     
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    Re: And this is objectionable

    These descriptions are so funny. I won't even entertain the food, just smells bad when my mates get anything.
     
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    So basically , they provide dire quality at premium prices, whilst no half-arsed attempt at 'branding' will disguise those facts. Believe me, I work in branding, and the naming strategy they have employed for these so called brands is nothing more than a huge insult to the intelligence of the fans. Yet they think the fans are stupid enough to keep buying their products. Nutters
     
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    Same ***** product. New signs etc though.
     
  8. Jack Tatty

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    i think the term we a looking for is

    turd polishing
     

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