Pooing at work

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  1. RichK

    RichK Well-Known Member

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    Ours at work isn't much better even now. Finger through it if you don't triple fold. I've posted on here about it before, 'live from the trap' if you like. I'm good like that.
     
    RichK, Dec 15, 2014
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  2. RichK

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    Ah the memories. Had to be careful though due to their proximity to bstard nettles.
     
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    Depends on the beer consumption the night before.

    Only ever once in the Thunderbox though.....never again :(
     
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  4. Whi

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    Ahhh, been there. **** finger. Like a bad James Bond villain.
     
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    Tuther day this happened to me at work! No sooner had I parted with a sizeable turd, I then noticed the dreaded "empty dispenser" so partly pulled up my trousers and then shuffled round to trap 2. Guess what! I then had to wait until trap 3 (last trap) became available to end my misery.
     
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  6. RichK

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    I feel your pain brother.
     
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    Ten past five every morning, **** shower shave, then set off to work, but always go and sit on lav at eleven thirty for ten minutes reading phone and looking at porn pictures pretending to be regular as clock work I am but six hours earlier
     
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    Yes definitely.
     
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    Do they still sell that Izal stuff. We always had it at school.
     
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    This is possibly the best thread of the year
     
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    Yes. You'll find that the only time I post on here between my working hours of 7-3 is around 8.15am.

    Although there's big competition for places.
     
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    When you have crohns. You don't get to choose. You either **** or **** yourself.

    Fortunately I haven't yet done the 2nd but well aware of it.....

    That should make you all feel better.
     
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    Never **** on your own time.
     
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    Almost a year to the day since I last started a thread of such magnitude. Last year it was about my recently modified pen*s.

    My posting pinnacle is obviously in December.
     
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    Can't wait til next year.
     
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    Office desk top drawers seem a decent height in managers offices. You`ll know when its time to log in.
     
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    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    Never.
     
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    Ya sad shites really
     
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    This is just what I was thinking as I was reading this thread....ouch!
     
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