Pooing at work

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  1. manxtyke

    manxtyke Well-Known Member

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    Was once working satdi morning after ten guiness on friday night, i was on the back of a wagon when i got the urge so i jumped down off the back ,Big mistake filled me overalls it was darn me legs ,up me back ,in me boots ,took me half an hour to clean mesen up tryin to clean mesen in a sink the stench was awfull,anyway got the job done and felt better so went art for a few satdi affy slackeners :cool:
     
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    I'd **** on a galloping hedgehog running down a main high street of a busy city centre! Needs must

    Had some banging dumps at t'Well. I'll go anywhere. Don't care. Once did one at Hillsboro ont floor on purpose just cos I could. So there
     
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    I have a dump everywhere I can. Just my thing
     
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    I've just logged off.
     
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    "A mans gotta poo what a mans gotta poo!!"

    Coit!!
     
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    Serious question

    Has anyone ever dropped at turd that has reached the bottom of the pan whilst still being attached ?
    I once came very close. It was stood upright in all its glory! A very proud moment.
     
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    It's like the 10 second drive in golf. A very rare moment. Worth celebrating when it does occur.
     

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