And if a fire work hadn't gone off dads use to bend down blowing it trying to get it to relight haha!
next door neighbour just been jailed for life for bludgeoning his wife and motherinlaw with a hammer. What an utter b@st@rd only last week i asked him if i could borrow his hammer and he told me he hadn't got one.
In my opinion the greatest Black Pudding and Pork Pie maker in Yorkshire history.. <img src ="http://www.blackpudding.org/images/people/hirst/hirst375x374.jpg">