Preferred way of winning next Monday?

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  1. exiled

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    I'll forgo any pleasure from a 125th minute winner or a 14-13 penalty win to just get it done in 90 minutes please. Obvs we could be 4-0 up at half time and I'll still be twitchy. 2-0 at 96 minutes will do for me.
     
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    That would get ruled out!
     
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    Comfortably in normal time, please.got a busy day Tuesday....
     
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    Ideally, they run about like headless fowks while we keep a cool head, put in a professional performance and they get themselves another record (most goals conceded in a play off final!)
     
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    9-0
     
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    Is that the record?
     
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    For a play off final, undoubtedly. It would be our joint highest victory I believe. We'd need 10 to equal Wednesday's competitive defeat record, and a couple more to go full Alfreton on them.

    I just find a 9-0 scoreline satisfying.
     
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    We're drawing 1-1 after extra time. It's the 17th of 4 added minutes in the second period. Norwood gets crocked in the box, and it's a penalty. Up steps Norwood himself to take it. Dawson guesses correctly and saves it, the ball ballooning up into the air. Dawson goes off on a wild celebration, a la Heinz Müller, in front of their fans. In his europhoria, Dawson fails to notice the back spin on the ball as it returns to earth........
     
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    A Hudds Town-esque 7-1 drubbing, with their one in the 90 oddth minute of injury time by one of our players taking the piss.
     
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    Cadden with the Barnard esque volley?
     
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    I've thought a bit more about this and decided I'd like to see it go something like this.

     
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    I'd be happy for the Referee to play what he sees, and not what hes been paid to see, is that possible in league 1.
     
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    At what point would you stop being twitchy? I reckon 5 or 6.
     
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    Brendan O’Connell hatrick.
     
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