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  1. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    NOBODY knows as much about football as me! Except Hemsworth Tyke, my hero and role model. :D
     
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    Hope your Mum's well, mate

    After seeing some of young Dale's goals I can only assume you've played a part in his footballing education.:D
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    She seems better this week, thanks. Unfortunately, young Dale wasn't even born when I was reinventing the beautiful game. :)
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    But your goal scoring technique & style is the stuff of legend.
     
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    No idea. Definitely not at work, though. Honest.
    I went to school with Pat Jennings, who must be Dale's dad or something. Or he may have been if Pat Jennings was his real name, which it wasn't. He wasn't even a good goalkeeper. He did have huge hands though, and Brother Lee Love was already taken. He didn't have huge hands though. We were never much good with nicknames at our school. Anyway, where were we?
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    One or two on here that learnt the art of goalscoring from Mr C ;)

    [video=youtube;omNcIP7Ndcg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omNcIP7Ndcg[/video]

    :p
     
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    Welcome to hubriswatch on BBC2
     
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    No idea. Definitely not at work, though. Honest.
    But German football is rubbish. Fact. So if a German team is prepared to let him go, how bad must he be? Eh? Ask yourself that.
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    It is, but I don't like to talk about it.
     
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    I went to school with Boudicca. She was very impressive with the chariot driving, but could be a bit moody.
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    Mr C's name is still talked about in hushed tones round the playing fields of Hoyland & Elsecar.
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    Oh, we've all noticed. Humility is your middle name.
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    Oh, that's short for super human ability!! :D
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    Legend at Market Street Junior School. (only kid ever tall enough to head the crossbar without having to jump ;))


    Also the only man I know who can lose his wallet on Friday and not realise it till Monday :p
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    'Like' :D
     
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    You're on form tonight, mate

    :D
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    Did either you or Paul go to 'Sheky Pete's' barbers?

    He once cut my ear. I was only 10 and I cried. Which was rather fitting, as I'd just had the latest Gazza haircut (once the bleeding/crying stopped).
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    We knew him as Machete Pete :nails:

    He's not long since retired (last couple of years) so the ears of Hoyland are now safe ;)

    I went to Ernest Sylvester up the Common - safer but he couldn't half talk :D
     
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  19. Whi

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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    I use an Asian Barbers here in Bradford. It's named 'The Barber's Shop' which I think is very witty and original....

    £7 it costs me and the fella that does mine is top drawer. Best hairdresser I've used. And he's not a terrorist.

    Full of surprises this world innit? :D
     
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    Re: Hope your Mum's well, mate

    Int that the truth. Anyway, we couldn't afford haircuts, there worra strike on!! And we went punk.
     
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