Puzzling questions

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  1. Andy Mac

    Andy Mac Well-Known Member

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    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

    Why did kamikazi pilots wear crash helmets?

    How did Kayode miss?
     
    Andy Mac, Dec 23, 2021
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    Only if they knew jesus was on his way.
    That's what we call it today.
     
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  3. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    1. Wouldn't be a monopoly otherwise.
    2. For if they bumped their head. Afore flying.
    3. Got me. :mad: I'm not God. I reckon he/she would struggle with that one.
     
    Hooky feller, Dec 23, 2021
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    Why are there page numbers in a dictionary?
     
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    Who thought it was a good idea to bring in Morais and Schopp as our coach?
     
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    Pizza comes in square boxes so you have space in the corners to put your hand in the box pick up a slice without putting your hand in the pizza topping. simples
     
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    stairfoot.red, Dec 24, 2021
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  7. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Every day is a schoolday, as they say.
     
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    If Santa never ages how come he is an older man
     
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    I thought it was cos a circular box is difficult to make….
     
    Austiniho, Dec 25, 2021
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    Why does corned beef only come in oblong tins therefore needing a key to A and E?
     
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    One plus one equals three Well-Known Member

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    What is zero in Roman numerals. ?

    Barnsleyus Scorious Expectius?
     
    One plus one equals three, Dec 25, 2021
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