Question for those who don't believe criminal action for sporting incidents.

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  1. Plankton Pete

    Plankton Pete Well-Known Member

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    Here more tips on winning online arguments;</p>

    PS. You used #6 in the last post.</p>

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  2. sim

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    RE: The above is not a sporting incident

    Hume didnt do much "Jostling"

    He wasn't even alloud in the Jostle.
     
  3. *Windy

    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    QED nt
     
  4. EastStander

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    That depends if the ref has already issued a yellow card for it nt
     
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    I think morgan assaulted hume

    and I think most other people do too.
     
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    Owen Blackadder New Member

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    So that's no.7 covered. nt
     
  7. *Windy

    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    Yes, you stick to this part of the thread with the other one. nt
     
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    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    Was that called for?

    </p>

    Obviously spartacus thinks it's a bit far fetched to call what they were doing &quot;Jostling for position.&quot;</p>

    But the point is that obviously there is a line beyond which anyone would agree with criminal action being taken so to make the blanket statement that you don't agree with it isn't right.</p>

    So it can't be dismissed in that way. you have to decide whether what happened was part of the game, &quot;Jostling for position&quot; for instance, or whether Morgan took the opportunity of the ball being on it's way over to take Hume out. You believe the former, others believe the latter. If the others are correct then it is a criminal matter.</p>
     
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    Was The Incident Off The Ball Or Not?

    Personally, I think peoples interpretation of this decides the answer for them. But, what constitutes 'off the ball' and is there a time frame between playing the ball and taking someone out, or taking them out before the ball arrives between the incident being a tackle/challenge or an act of violence

    I think if the ball had been in Mullers hands and Hume had was jogging past Morgan and copped the elbow then most would think it was a criminal act. If anyone did it in the stand to the bloke behind them they'd be led out in handcuffs.

    Also, if both players are happy to go at it, like Ehiog and Da Silva, then no one seems to mention it being a criminal act.

    As the incident happened a good few second before the ball came, and the Sky footage shows the elbow up and thrust back when there was no need then I'd be swayed towards the idea of premeditated and criminal. However, football wouldn't exist if every other game someone was arrested!

    I think it's an hard one to call, but like others have said, I think the decisions lies with Hume as to what action he takes.

    Also, the more Davey goes on about this the worse he makes us and our medical staff look. He's already said that Humes cheekbone was different on each side and I'd have thought that would have only happened on impact - and if so then surely it would have required hospital attention?
     

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