If she has to give birth the least you can do is be there. Especially if you have experience delivering babies, to miss your wife's would seem doubly bad.
if you do , keep any audible comments to things like push up push up, for gods sake avoid knock it back!! either way good luck!!
Thanks for all the "advice" and best wishes. I decided not to push my luck esecially as the swearing (in english and spanish) increased dramatically after I posted. Its been pretty slow going and ive just escaped for a cofee while she tries to have a drug aided sleep. Sounds like i did well to miss the commentary! WTF is going on at Oakwell? Whats changed from just a few weeks back?