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  1. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    RE: The Smiley cemetary should include....

    I can see why you and mi fatha got along so well.
     
    Dyson, Aug 14, 2006
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  2. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Tell us why then?

    or didn't they explain that bit to you?
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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  3. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: The Smiley cemetary should include....

    Someone had to carry him home. It was either Hewie or me that copped for it.
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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  4. Gue

    Guest Guest

    You really don't know?

    I'd have thought the workmate who pointed it out that it can't be done would have explained why.

    Ne' mind. It's because you're going faster than the bird. Do you see?
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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  5. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    RE: The Smiley cemetary should include....

    Haha, he didn't carry me home on Thursday! Someone told me he could take his ale.

    my arse....
     
    Dyson, Aug 14, 2006
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  6. Gue

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    There you go SuperTyke, he did work it out in the end!
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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  7. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: The Smiley cemetary should include....

    Am gonna have to find out that pic of him, being carried up the back stairs of The Ship, (I think it was his 21st, ask him) to sleep 'it' off and post it on here for all to see.
     
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  8. Dys

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    RE: The Smiley cemetary should include....

    Ship? Where's that?

    Oh...Last Orders? Haha.

    And I've heard a few stories - being put to sleep on newspaper so he didn't piss all over the upholstery is a personal favourite.
     
    Dyson, Aug 14, 2006
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    ya set of miserable gits

    [​IMG]
     
    Omen, Aug 14, 2006
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  10. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    PMSL n/t
     
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    RE: There you go SuperTyke, he did work it out in the end!

    I suspect SuperTyke wont be replying for a while. Didn't do himself many favours with his last post.
     
    Oxford Red, Aug 14, 2006
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  12. Gue

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    RE: Smileys should be banned.

    What about a system of rationing? We could barter our unwanted smileys like cigs for a quick bum in prison.
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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  13. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Point me in the direction of that
     
    Jay, Aug 14, 2006
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  14. Gue

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    RE: Smileys should be banned.

    Nah, in my Dictatorship they'd all be gone.</p>



    If I want a loving, I'll just ask. You old chestnut.</p>
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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    RE: Smileys should be banned.

    Do you ask to be loved a lot?
     
    Jay, Aug 14, 2006
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  16. Gue

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    RE: Smileys should be banned.

    No I asked to be loved infrequently.
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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  17. Jay

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    RE: Smileys should be banned.

    "Excuse me sir, could I be infrequently loved? I'd be happier still if you erred on the side of never."
     
    Jay, Aug 14, 2006
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  18. Gue

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    RE: Smileys should be banned.

    I think he means did you say, "Will you bum me a lot?"
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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  19. Gue

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    RE: Smileys should be banned.

    I have never said that. Ever.
     
    Guest, Aug 14, 2006
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    RE: Point me in the direction of that

    He made an ill advised attempt to pick faults in Windy's question. Even with my pretty poor mathematical knowledge, he made a bit of a hash of it.
     
    Oxford Red, Aug 14, 2006
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