Mr C,is a closet racist,medium rare steak eater,V10 chevey driving thug,part time amazon lumberjack.his ambition is to be a jap whaler,it stands out a mile
big gun,pack of fox hounds,lurchers,terriers,the lot,its all a front this tree hugging, oakwell painting persona.
I've never been to sure about Mr C, to be honest. I thought all was okay when he said that his favourite Beatle was Billy Preston, but he then went on say that his favourite off Mind Your Language was Francoise Pascal and his favourite manager was Phil Brown. I checked up on this and it turns out that Phil Brown isn't really black. He just paints it on, like what them Black and White Minstrels did. I'm also pretty certain that just before half time the other day I saw him doing one of those quenelle salutes, like what Nicholas Anelka did, although he tried to claim he was just scratching his elbow. I understand he's done a few paintings of the old pits, to mark the anniversary of the miner's strike. I think we need to insist that he shows a racially proportionate balance in his depiction of the miners at work, so I am expecting to see some of those miners with black faces. If not I think I am going to have to come down in favour of Red21's allegations.
Okay, it's true. And I wasn't really hugging that tree, I was throwing a noose up. My cover is blown. Does that mean I can get shut of the mental Polish bird now too? She's outlived her use, pass me the Zyclon B. Ta.