Relationships

thats what she said..................

under age hand on his c ock

 

lol quality!

 

RE: thats what she said..................

Just coughed gold blend across the screen.

I'm off round to see if my neighbour wants it up her.
I'd like to point out that she's over 25.
And I just made her up.

 

if you made her up

then job done you dont have to move, just dont get anything else across your screen

 

To be fair ...

... the only person getting anything across their screens is 'Confused' every time he sees Britney Spears in the school uniform.

Too far?

 

why don't you just.......

...shag her, then wear a false beard and glasses for a bit until it's all blown over?

 

She's a dirty sweat slag

Can't help but think that she has a mightily greasy box.

Much like your wife.

Any views on Lactophilia ?

 

Like all fetishes

You've got to milk them while you can

 

RE: thats what she said..................

Howling with larfta.

"Young girl, get out of my pants.."

 

You been eating razor blades?

You'd have to try a bit though wouldn't you. Straight from source as it were. You'd just have to.

 

Good work

You speak like a man who has been sprayed from many a pregnant ladies nipple ?

 

Kinell fire.

Udderly fantastic that is.
How I tittered.

You make me sick.

 

RE: Good work

Only my mam.

Don't, just don't.

 

Mrs Dillinger (snr) is gold top quality mind

And often throws in a free tub of Yoghurt,

 

RE: Mrs Dillinger (snr) is gold top quality mind

Christ

Btw,Ms Boulding, nice work.

 

thinking about it

When i was 15 i'd loved to have shagged a 22 year old supermodel.

I'd shag kylie n she must be 20 years older than me if not more

 

RE: Personally

Well, I'm 33 and still see this as a very noble maxim.
Perhaps a tad unrealistic but no harm in aiming high!

 

7 years? lol AND?!

what's the problem exactly? Missus is 15 years my junior.

 

I take it you're over 30 then

7 years is not the issue.
The issue is that the girl is 15 and he is 22.

 

15? so?

He appears to be asking if he can have a relationship - which he can.

It's SEX that's illegal, not dating someone. Does that help?