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  1. Jay

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    joke?
     
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    RE: Whats the song?

    I'm trying to decide whether that is racist or not.</p>
     
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    RE: Whats the song?

    Probably is to be fair.
     
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  5. La Dent de Crolles

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    Picture of Tony on the Mirror putting you off?
     
    La Dent de Crolles, Sep 27, 2006
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    Not of wiping my arse on the treacherous ******

    ****** ****** ******. Afore they censor it again.
     
    Guest, Sep 27, 2006
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  7. The Full Ponty

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    I don't use that anymore - so it's yours.

    A lover of my calibre needs more than a solitary song to romantically boff the hell out of a bint.

    My personal favourite is "Flying Colours" by Chris De Burgh.
    "A Night on the River" & "Carry Me" get the foreplay juices flowing ... while "Missing You" & "Tender Hands" provide a slow, rhythmic session before the tempo increases on "Risen Lord" - this is the point at which I like to cough the spoff.
    I use the final track, "The Simple Truth", as background music to clear the decks.

    I'm the master.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 27, 2006
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  8. Isl

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    RE: I don't use that anymore - so it's yours.

    Like a bat out of hell for me.

    First verse is normally the clincher.
     
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  9. The Full Ponty

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    Grrr.

    Don't get me started on Meatloaf.
    Do you end up "torn & twisted at the foot of a spoff covered bike"?

    If I'm in the mood I just put the Benny Hill music on & the bint chases me round the room slapping my head.
    Does it for me every time.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 27, 2006
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  10. S.M.

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    Eurythmics

    Missionary Man more like. or Missy Elliot. the one where she spits.
     
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  11. Isl

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    RE: Grrr.

    no, it's normally 'before the final crack of dawn'.
     
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  12. The Full Ponty

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    RE: Grrr.

    Is Dawns crack "final" 'cos you've given it so much stick?

    I once tried Barry White - but mistakenly put Manilow on.
    "Bermuda Triangle" seriously put me off my stroke.
     
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  13. S.M.

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    The new Pink single reminds me of you

    2bfair.
     
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  14. The Full Ponty

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    RE: The new Pink single reminds me of you

    Is that the one about w4nking?
    "Gedoff home thee & have a w4nk".
    I think that's how it goes.

    I like Pink.
    She's like some type of bint who you could bum sex, then go to the footy with, then bum sex again, then get her mates to join in, then have a farting contest, then boff her in the quim & then tell her you don't like her anymore ... and she'd be okay with it.

    I've though about this alot.
     
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  15. S.M.

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    RE: The new Pink single reminds me of you

    nice one, Daddy...
     
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  16. The Full Ponty

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    You're simply jealous ...

    ... of my Quim-mobile.

    Derby away - 1st Nov.
    Oh aye.
    Witgayprideparkart.
     
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