Richard Kell Saga from Official Site

Tell you one thing ...

... I have more hair than Dean Ashton - FACT.
Decent player - but only worth £1.76m, a whole tuna & some shares in Notts County - in my opinion.

For no reason at all - here is the line up for the Leeds Festival on the day I'm going:

THE PIXIES (Dirks favourite band)
THE KILLERS
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
THE CORAL
ELBOW
GRAHAM COXON
DROPKICKS MURPHYS
THE WEDDING PRESENT
GOLDIE LOOKIN' CHAIN
DO ME BAD THINGS

And KASABIAN headlining the other stage.

Are you not playing, Manilow?

 

RE: Tell you one thing ...

The Wedding Present?! Well oil beef ucked are they back.

My favourite song is the one they wrote about you, "Everyone thinks he looks daft"

 

They had an album out this year

Don't give me that
'cos you were seen
everyone thinks he looks daft
the bald doily wearing queen

 

Hurrah

the gay wobat is back.

Where ya been ya big fat queen?

 

RE: Hurrah

In apit of despair with his outlandish gay hair.

 

A walk round Langsett

Lunch at Ye Old Mustard Pot
Jolly nice day

 

Nah - the one they did for Babsa in 1987 ...

... 'My favourite dress'.

How did you break your nose that time, Barry?

 

RE: Nah - the one they did for Babsa in 1987 ...

on yer wifes clit

 

RE: A walk round Langsett

You mentioned that place before, where is it?

 

Pfff ...

... I bet you never tried the old 69 position with her.
With a nose like yours she would have been proper anally impailed.
'Is that marmite on yer nose?'.

I actually guffawed at your answer.
Never done that before.
I feel alomst liberated.

 

Midhopestones near Langsett Res

Sausage sandwich. Sausages as big as a baby's arm.

 

It has a speed camera ...

... 3 houses, a pond & a pub.

That's it.

It's a bit like the moon - but with trees.

 

RE: Nah - the one they did for Babsa in 1987 ...

maltesers/monitor

 

Perhaps Scunny could not afford such expensive representation?

And we suddenly could?

What abart some players?