RE: Ode to Tykeman by Richard Kell Take my challenge then!! You have admitted there that you are impressed with his workrate. He does alot of pointing and shouting but twice on Tuesday night went in to tackles when the ball broke loose and he still lost them when unopposed!! He had a simple cross field ball on Tuesday and gave it straight to their striker so the broke on us. He does it game after game.
Ode to Tykeman's love for Richard Kell Richard, Richard - smart as NASA, Balsa legs but lovely passer, Admired in New York, Rome & Paris, Tykeman wants to bum his harris.
RE: Ode to Tykeman's love for Richard Kell (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) Bravo mate, total quality.
Ode to Tykeman's footballing knowledge by Richard Kell Tykeman's eyes - spazzy like Bowie, Ugly mush & legs like a Joey, He says 'Kell has loads of skill', Tykeman's Mum should have stuck to the pill.
Ode to Hartog by Richard Kell Hartog, Hartog - poisoned elf, His bints are as fit as my health, Wears daft clothes - but no protection, My legs are soft - like his 'erection'.
RE: Ode to Hartog by Richard Kell Hartog, Hartog on the stair Luring old bids to his lair Fed up with their insane mumbling Drops his pants and sends them tumbling
Ode to Donny Rovers by Richard Kell Up the blues - come on you Rovers, Leo gets the boys bent over, Penney's first & Thornton too, The Pikeys love it up their chutes.
Ode to not picking you up on Saturday Living Well, Living Well Make sure youre there Or get ballaksed.
RE: Ode to Hartog by Richard Kell '**** she's fallen' - call the Bill, Paolo turns up with the will, The clouds all part - we thank the lord, Off to Polar - to buy a Ford.
Ode to the WTC by Richard Kell Off to New York - made a list, Of what I should cover in piss, Empire State & Central Park, The World Trade Centre & Marky Mark.
RE: Suggest an alternative From Donny, pick TFP up where I picked him up last time, thro Darfield and Ardsley to Full House boozer at MB and then to Haigh for M1/M62 Scouse shiteland.
Yes. Is that Isle of Wight Tyke's Set? Tykeman's daft - he never learns, He thinks Shuker is Jake Burns, Tells TM 'you know **** all', He's as much of a lovely person as Stuart Hall.