Ritchie in the Star: "All we can do is work..."

simple answer

not good enough. Is great at times but at others is dog ****. I think AR had him earmearked for replacement but he went to Colchester

 

My ratings for last night:

Colgan 10 ... looks a bit gay.
Hassell 10 ... pointed his finger at people.
Reid 10 ... ripped his shorts.
Kay 10 ... needs a haircut.
Williams 2 ... looks like the bloke who falls off the wall on the Kinder advert.
Devaney 10 ... little legs.
Howard 10 ... naughty with their fans.
Togwell 10 ... looks like Pob & can run.
McIndoe 10 ... needs a cuddle - only looks 12.
Hayes 10 ... wants to live with Shipperley.
Richards 10 ... runs like a constipated carpet carrier.

Subs: all get 10.

Yes.

 

Wooden seats

has that video we saw the bobbies filming appeared on youtube yet?

 

My team for Setdi:

Letheretherertheran
Phil Neville, Reid, Kay, Samsung Fridge
McParlormaid, Wroe, Sony 42" plasma TV, McIndoe
Walls Vienetta, Richards

Bench:
Wright
Hassell
Howard
Hayes
Blue Stratos

 

That was bizarre.

"Show us your lumberjack shirt young man"
"I borrowed it off SM"
"And very nice it is"
"Hello Mum"

The lad looked a bit like Robbie Williams.
The fat lovely person.

 

Mine

<p align="center">Erect (but small) Nipples.</p><p align="center" /><p align="center">Shaved Fanny. Firm tits. Pert Arse. Long legs.</p><p align="center" /><p align="center">Buttfreaks IV. Anal Fever. 18 &amp; Nasty. Panty Pissers 2.</p><p align="center" /><p align="center">Neil Shipperley. Danny Nardiello.</p>

 

I'd consider:

Super Tyke
Super Ted, Super Gran, Superman, Super Saver
Super Trooper, Super Noodles, Super Tax
Hayes
Richards, Wright

Fully penetrative sexual intercourse.

 

Mine

Um Bongo
Um Bongo, Dey Drinkitinthe, Congo
Hippo, Apricot, Guava, Mango
Dancer, Dainty, Tango

 

Fully penetrative sexual intercourse

As opposed to what? Semi penetrative?

 

RE: Mine

racist

 

RE: Fully penetrative sexual intercourse

Don't knock it. It's been a long day, you're tired, a lot on your mind. You know how it is. I don't, obvioulsy.

 

Ritchie to sign Jaws

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1812_1498636,00.html

 

Richard Kell?

our manager has a sense of humour, wonder how funny his post match banter will be when we're in the bottom 3.

Rob Kozluk and David Wheater.

 

RE: Richard Kell?

Both good shouts.

One going to Derby apparently.

How about Lucketti from Blunts?

 

RE: Fully penetrative sexual intercourse

I'd like to have semi-penetrative sexual intercourse with SM's bint.
Mainly in the quim & harris.
And possibly the mouth.

It just means I've not got a proper bone on.

Jay knows nowt.

 

RE: Ritchie in the Star: "All we can do is w**k..."

"all we can de is w**k" !!

He NEVER said that ?

I've heard of getting pulled off at half time but that's ridiculous

 

RE: If Robbie Williams starts another game for us

May just be me but i prefer heckingbottom not williams.