Roy Keane left Man Utd by muttual Consent

Bergkamp ?

 

Kinell.

I agree with you about something to do with football.

In his prime he was the best I've ever seen.
Was comfortable anywhere on the pitch.
A natural born winner.

But - football is still ****.

 

RE: Bergkamp ?

Best I've seen at Oakwell.

But for all round contribution to his teams success it's Keane imho.

 

RE: Kinell.

This is the one time you are correct.

 

RE: Nice one.

You're wrong and I can prove it. Using binary code

0001000100001000010000111111000011000001

I think you'll find I'm correct.

 

I hate Man Utd ...

... but if I could be any footballer it would be Roy Keane.
Obviously - I'd like to keep my dashing good looks.

Pure class.
The Irish pillock.

 

RE: Nice one.

I just thought you had written 'LOL' many times.

Go on.
Start posting more of those smily face things.

 

RE: I hate Man Utd ...

I'd be stuart pearce.

 

RE: Nice one.

You were right.

I find myself very amusing.

roflmao

see.

 

Without doubt Roy Keane.

Or possibly Fola Onibuje.

In fact - if I could be any footballer I'd be Roy of the Rovers.
That fecker has been about for 50 years & doesn't age.
I think it's all just makey uppy.

 

RE: Without doubt Roy Keane.

I can do 6 makey uppy's in a row. what about you?

 

roflmao?

Rimming
Of
Fola
Leaves
My
Anus
Oily

Is that right?

 

RE: Without doubt Roy Keane.

My record is 2.

On the other hand - I've done 1,439,015 'Shaky Uppys' ... but I'm being investigated by the Guinness Book of Spackords as they think I tied Shakin Stevens to my foot with a bit of string before I started.

 

RE: roflmao?

for you yes.

On my account it's

R = erm

ooh another common squirrel just went by the window (on a tree)



yes there's a localised hurricane.

 

RE: Without doubt Roy Keane.

so officially, you still haven't done any shaky uppy's then?

 

I've had a televisual fitted.

I watched the ''F Word'' with Gord Ramsey last night.
Some geezer was eating squirrel.
He said it was ''gamey'', a bit like TM's bints gusset.

I always thought ''LOL'' was something the fatties said & that it meant ''Leave Out Lettuce''.

I feel really foolish, again.

 

No.

But I do hold the European Record for Lesbian Teapot Decorating.

 

RE: I've had a televisual fitted.

You see how the Roy Keane debate has fizzled out? That's because I'm right and you and Dirk are wrong.

The squirrel has gone now..

oooh a really late blooming butterfly.... cabbage I think.

 

To be new Rangers manager

See, I do know alot about football.

 

''blooming butterfly?''

Having a pop at nature now are you?
And did the swear filter change it to ''blooming''?
Did you actually write 'ba5tarding' or 'cnuting' butterfly?

Fizzled out?
I like that.
I was ''fizzling out'' of Jay's bird last night.
With my hand on my hip.